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Now im level eight. Sweet icon.... Not much else to say.... Oh, and these sites kick ass.

(These are ones that i neglected to put into my first news post, go there for those)

John Dies at the End -JDatE-
Lost Vectors.com
Looking For Group, A internet Comic!
Richard For the Win^
Last, but not least (Who is least? I don't know, go click all of my links from this and my first news page and get your own damned opinions!) :
The Kingdom of Loathing, An Adventurer is You! SImple browser turn based game. Addicting!

Gah. I haven't been on in a while... I forget why...

Well I'm back after a 2 or 3 weeks absence. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it while it lasted. Cuz now your doomed! Mwuahahaha...

No seriously... you're all doomed...

On a side note, I killed a child because the little shit threw a pebble at my face. I chocked that son of a bitch untill he was nothing but a lifeless corpse! Its great being me...

Whew, I'm level 7 now. I have a fist with brass knuckles, awsome! More Voting power! And a new secret I think... I didnt check. Wanetd to make this news thingy first..I'll update this in a minute.

Well... Goodbye untill next news article, or bbs post, or review. Either way, you'll see me again, count on it!

*Newer News*

Yup... There was a new secret... I'll never tell what it is! Sorry lower levled people, it's a secret.

Woot, 300 blam/protect points. It isn't much to celebrate, but I'm bored and I thought I would write this little news thingy. Okay, next up is Portal Secuirty at 400 points! I'll be there soon!

Oh... tomorow I will be level 7! Kick ass!

I can't sleep... Ya ya, your going to tell me to "Close your eyes adn jsut sleep, man" that bull shit doesnt work!

Arg...Ya, this is just a random news thing that somebody will click and comment about. Making e feel special and popular all at once...

Anybody want to get in line for my new event? It's called "The I Torture and Kill You Event of Your Lifetime"

Yay... Boredom kicks my ass, so does not being able top sleep...*stabs a child that was walking by*

Woo, Now i look like a person going "Black power! N***AA!!" Eh, who cares...I leveled up..

Thats right, its time once again for me to post another New Entry for my profile. Aint that great? It isn't? Well, screw off with you then! Now I am a Scout, with comes with a +4% bonus to my voting power. (Woot)

In other news, The Ronald Posts. I love them, It's always good to get free blam points from people (Dont worry Mr. Shoeeeee. You're blocked from my profile for commenting with the only word in your vocabulary.) Well, hope to see more from you. I love blam points :D

In old news, my picture is updated form alt time, insted of a Human pirate, i went over him and made his skin completely red. Now, insted of a stolen picture of Maddox headbuting a child, it is now ME stabbing a kid makinghimbleed.OhDamnIT!

In-Most-RecentNews...
...MyKeyboardIsBeingABastard,RightNowM ySpacekeyIsDead...I'mReallyGonaHaveToG etANewOneSoon.ThisIsPissingMeOff.(Seri ously)

*Update*
Yes! I was able to find a old keyboard in my house. It's older than the internet, but it works for now...Atleast i can type with my space key intact!

Thats IT! I have had enough of the Super Bowl. Anybody with half a brain would agree with me on what im going to say. First off there are numurous miss callings that were FOR the Patriots, yet the Refs took a blind eye, but on the same token they penalized the Patriots for almost every single thing they did wrong. *(NOTE: I am not a die hard patriots fan. I do not remember the name, number, every statistic of every player player. I will refer to a player in the list below and you'll have to infer who im talking about.)*

1. When the Patriots player jumped on the fumble some time in the game, the Giants player got on him, making the Patriots player down by contact, but the refs didn't even seem to be giving a damn untill AFTER the Giants got the ball. How the in the name of Hell do you fuck up that hard. Damned crackheads...

2. When the Giants receiver pushed off the Patriots player when he went for a catch. That is illegal and was also not called. Again, how do you NOT NOTICE THE OBVIOUS INFRACTION?!

3.Ahh, fuck... I'm so pissed off I forgot the other damned faults... It must be the heat here in Hell making me forgetful, I need to go back up to the surface and stab more people...The point is, there were more big faults the refs made.

In my red skinned horned head lies a brain covered by a skull twice as thick as a humans, and that brain tells every Demonic Pirate bone in my body that there is something fishy going on in this Super Bowl. Maybe the NFL is conspiring agaist the Pats. Maybe they decided after the 72 Miami Dolphins made it perfect that they would have to make sure nobody ever gets perfect again and made the refs try to turn B.S. calls toward the Pats. Who knows, maybe it was an extreme coinsidence that this happened. Or maybe there IS something going on. YOU decided, iI'm not giving a damn anymore.
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Feel free to comment this entry on how many times the Pats did something that the refs didn't catch that should have been for the Giants, and the other faults the refs made agaist the Pats. I won't care if you do. Just stay on topic with the Super Bowl, unlike the last person to comment on one of my news entries, catwomanlover. (If you read my 2nd news entry you'll see what I mean)

Gah, I do really need to get out of Hell for a while, take a vaccation to some place cooler, maybe I might go to...hmm...*looks at a population chart* Aha, I am going to New York City, looks populated enough to have fun with and not break a sweat in the process. Wait... whoa, that makes it even better! If the Giants win, their entire city will be a bloody and gorey mess and have to parade around a bunch of dead rotting corpses! If they lose, they'll feel like they made their city die! Oh the fun...

*Edit* Well I'll be blessed. I finished this entry just in time to watch the Giants pull off a touchdown to win. Well, my hat isn't off to them still, and it might never be. The big Fuck-Ups by the refs could have been what made the Pats lose, you dont know if the fumble I mentioned that the Giants got insted of the Pats would have ended in a touchdown, but ill be blessed if people say the Giants would have won the Super Bowl with out the fuck-ups by the refs.

(Note: I live in Hell, so i say "Blessed" insted of "Damned".)

~TheGrageh~

I made it to the rank of town watch. Its not much to celebrate, but im bored at the moment...just finished reviewing the UnderJudgement things hoping they will go in my favor. But I'm probably not that lucky...Oh ya, I updated my picture, now (if you didnt see it yet) it's a pirate headbuting a child. How badass is that?

Im not sure when there will be a new entry, but if your bored as hell, just read them out of spite.

Truley Not-So-Yours,
~TheGrageh~

P.S.: Have a nice day, wait no, have a bad day.

No honestly, everytime I try to stop the Hitler, and now Stalin, pokemon BS it always gets aproved. Whats wrong with you people? Who, honestly, likes it and thinks thats entertaining in the least? If anybody even reads this shit, though i doubt it, and likes the pokemon hitler/stalin tell me why the hell could you like something so stupid and repetative it makes me want to shake you all senseless!
But hey, the worlds filled with wierd sorts of people, thats why i live in hell, to get away from you all...

Truely Not-so-Yours,
~TheGrageh~